EB: it’s pretty crazy when you finally meet someone you’ve been waiting to see forever isn’t it?
EB: i’m so glad we finally got to meet.
EB: i don’t think i want to wait that long ever again.
EB: but you know, it’s great to look back at all the photos and memories we have from it.
EB: trolls are really not as different from humans as i thought!!!
EB: i had a great time and i’m never going to forget it.
So my sister took my camera to take a picture of these two. I wish I had gone. These are AMAZING!
nothing grape flavored is flavored like grapes it’s just flavored like other grape flavored things and this is why I have trust issues
FUN FACT: Grape artificial flavor was the first artificial flavor created, by accident. That means that some guy decided, “Whoa, this smells a lot like grapes,” and now everyone pretends it’s grape-y, too…
It tastes like an accident
So do you
i often confuse my gaydar with my overpowering pleasebegaydar
Abandoned Amusement Park in New Orleans
the entire park is haunted house
tomfelton-andthe-cumber-cocks:
“they won’t let me eat,wont let me sleep..”
“who?”
“…..them.”
Oh.
I AM CRYING
I remember reading about how EA was trying to sell the rights to make The Sims into a movie and everyone was like “…how?”
Now I get it
It’s a horror movie
People wake up one day to find themselves transformed into puppets of an invisible malicious trickster god
First the bizarre happenings start:
someone becomes obsessed with stealing lawn gnomes
another person has a compulsion to stick their head into a strange device and emerges obsessed by grilled cheese sandwiches
people pee themselves despite being next to a bathroom because some mysterious unseen force makes them study cleaning
people find themselves stuck in rooms because they can’t step over common household objects
a young man doing some nighttime stargazing mysteriously vanishes
then their god turns sadistic
pool ladders mysteriously vanish, leading to several drownings
doors vanish just as a house fire begins
an elevator plummets several stories as a couple starts to get it on
a Murphy Bed gruesomely folds up, crushing the people inside
and that man who vanished while stargazing returns…but with something growing inside of him…and vague memories of a grotesque creature named Pollination Technician
the horror has begun
YESYESYESYES
This makes me uncomfortable…
